nah theyre mine now besides you wouldnt want to deprive a man of the only effective sleep aid hes got right picture it every night i lose a little more dignity to a ball of baby pink scarf guts why would you put an end to my self effacing battle against insomnia
what why wouldnt you have time for shenanigans thats like impossible were in space redux and your alien gf isnt even here if youve ever had time for my bs its now anyway ill hand off the journal intact and unread but im keeping the yarn
you can try to sleuth out answers sure other people more skilled than you have tried sherlock holmes was on this ship can you believe that he learned jack shit and drowned in a swimming pool so i guess my advice is dont look in pools for those answers k theyre not worth it
and well sucks to be that person and their unknit comm cozy then i prioritize my ability to catch some shut eye
Note taken. I will not make the mistakes of Sherlock Holmes. Avoid the pools, for there are no answers to be found, only death.
I could knit you something with it and attempt to instruct that person in the process. She learns to knit, you keep the final product and subsequently, your textile-based sleeping agent.
you can knit snuggies goddammit rose why didnt you tell me earlier i have been snuggieless since the meteor and you couldve hooked me up the whole time you traitor
oh yeah sounds like youre trying to cover your hot tangerine ass to me oh dave im so sorry i couldnt deliver on the full body blankie bodice i was too busy juicing hypothetical space apples not buying it
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theyre mine now
besides you wouldnt want to deprive a man of the only effective sleep aid hes got right
picture it
every night i lose a little more dignity to a ball of baby pink scarf guts
why would you put an end to my self effacing battle against insomnia
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This is not up for debate.
You'll have to learn to sleep without the aid of my yarn.
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why wouldnt you have time for shenanigans
thats like impossible were in space redux and your alien gf isnt even here
if youve ever had time for my bs its now
anyway
ill hand off the journal intact and unread but im keeping the yarn
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We might be outside of the game, but that doesn't mean there aren't answers to be found.
It's a shame about the yarn, though.
I promised I would teach someone to knit.
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other people more skilled than you have tried
sherlock holmes was on this ship can you believe that
he learned jack shit and drowned in a swimming pool
so i guess my advice is
dont look in pools for those answers k
theyre not worth it
and well
sucks to be that person and their unknit comm cozy then
i prioritize my ability to catch some shut eye
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I will not make the mistakes of Sherlock Holmes.
Avoid the pools, for there are no answers to be found, only death.
I could knit you something with it and attempt to instruct that person in the process.
She learns to knit, you keep the final product and subsequently, your textile-based sleeping agent.
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you cant knit shit with a single sheepish skein
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I just have to find it.
Don't tell me you'd pass up a knit snuggie.
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goddammit rose why didnt you tell me earlier
i have been snuggieless since the meteor and you couldve hooked me up the whole time
you traitor
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sounds like youre trying to cover your hot tangerine ass to me
oh dave im so sorry i couldnt deliver on the full body blankie bodice i was too busy juicing hypothetical space apples
not buying it
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I will knit it under the conditions that my writings do not reach the general public.
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