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[seered]

Rose Lalonde ❂ ---»016»134

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text; 1/???.

[tg]

rose
come in rose

2/???.

[tg]

i know youre there
not in a stalkery im always watching you kind of way
that was bros territory and im not about to set foot on that sacred ground
more like in a youre a bored teenager on a spaceship with an intranet connection and no system of night and day
how the fuck could you not be on your computer equivalent nigh constantly kind of way

3/???.

[tg]

did you get lost
did you forget your communicator thing in your room
i thought you were better than that
but i guess now that we cant just gift of gab it up whenever we want youre slipping on me
is that how it is
are you slipping on me rose

4/???.

[tg]

welp
i guess im officially talking to nothing
nothing but the artificial blackness of your answering machine
and now im likely to be eaten by a grue
i hope youre happy about this turn of events
and that you actually pick up these messages at some point
you cant leave a dude hanging when hes about to feed the boogieman

5/5.

[tg]

ok ill ttyl

Re: 5/5.

[seered]

Hello, you've reached Rose Lalonde.
I'm sorry I can't take your messages right now, I'm too busy wandering the bowels of the ship, being torn apart by vicious beasts, or some combination of the two.
Please leave an increasingly agitated string of messages, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
Thank you, and have an acceptable day.

1/???.

[tg]

goddammit
answering machines dont tell you to leave your message after the beep once the fucking message has already been left

2/???.

[tg]

also you type real well for a person getting digested by hellbeasts
are you using the voice to text feature or were your dinner guests generous enough to leave your fingers for last

3/3.

[tg]

no wait
voice to text would result in maybe two times more expletives and senseless screaming
less pronouns too
ok that means youve got your fingers
quick rose type out your last words before they need toothpicks
this might be your only chance

[seered]

You're right.
Why, oh why didn't I heed your warnings?
If only I had listened, instead of wandering off by myself so soon after arriving, I could have kept all ten of my fingers.
I certainly haven't been acquainting myself with the populated, secure part of the ship.
That would just be unproductive and illogical.

[tg]

which is exactly what you are
anyway i had a point in texting you
and as much as you like it when i textually berate you that wasnt it

[seered]

You're certainly welcome to textually berate me whenever you'd like.
I just can't guarantee answers.

What was your point?

TEXT;

[realslimstrider]

so it turns out the halls ate my friend
like
just snatched her up and she pinged me after the jump
what was that even about why would they snag up people and do that
for that matter how did she make it back in time
or did she
maybe its a ghost chatting it up with yours truly
i dunno but it seems fishy but shes around
shes being a recluse which is worrying me
plz advise

Re: TEXT;

[seered]

Ordinarily I would discount the possibility of ghostly shenanigans but nothing seems too far-fetched for a haunted murdership.
Did she mention making it back to the gravity couches in time?
If not, then it's possible we have a situation.
Perhaps I will take it upon myself to inquire.
What did you say her number was?

TEXT;

[realslimstrider]

i didnt
say what her number was i mean
i dont think shes a ghost but something weird happened to her
thats pretty much all there is to say on the matter

[seered]

On the contrary, I believe the matter is only just beginning.
Are you going to settle for a simple "don't think she's a ghost", or are you going to actually find out whether or not she's a ghost?
I, personally, recommend the latter.
You should tell me her number.

[realslimstrider]

can we stop focusing on that and get back to the point
ok
of course im going to go see her
i was jonesying around your office door for a bit of advice first

[seered]

The point is that your friend is probably a ghost, but all right.
You know that I am a purveyor of all things advice-related.
Was that the entirety of your concern or is there more?

[realslimstrider]

thats all of it

voice; backdated to idk sometime

[handelaar]

So you're dead.

[seered]

I'm very much alive, thank you.

[handelaar]

....

....


[Yep that sure is a lot dead air, there.]

How.

[seered]

You'll have to elaborate on the circumstances of said death so that I can better explain it to you.

[handelaar]

There was -

[waiiiiiit]

You don't know.

[seered]

I do know. There was more than one death, you see. I want to make sure I elaborate on the right one.